dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

(via bumbleshark)

aangnog:

wifihotspot:

windowsvriska:

what if u walked into ur kitchen and kanye west was lovingly preparing cookies for u and quietly rapping to himself in a happy tone that would be so beautiful

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no one man should have all that flour

(Source: vampirequeenarchives, via prince-sugarstar)

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

(via screechingnoises)

lifesneverhumdrum:

innocentasawinchester:

awkward-fallen-angel:

texasbowlegs:

j2ismyheaven:

wincest [18+] Fifty Shades Of Grey

well. it looks better than the actual movie so.

holy shit

#I DONT EVEN SHIP IT#ITS MY FREAKEN NOTP#YET OMG EVERYONE WATCH THAT#WTF#I was speachless#wincest#dear lord#i feel dirty

I agree wholeheartedly with awkward-fallen-angel,

yoooooooooooooooooo

(via chrlies)

repress:

Do you ever want to talk to someone but

1) You feel like you’re bothering them or coming off clingy
2) You don’t have anything to say, you just want to talk to them
3) You don’t know how to hold a conversation to save your life 

(via chrlies)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via assstiel)

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

(via katiaobinger)